what would you do in a zombie outbreak?

[Zombies]

I decided to start this thread because im a HUGE zombie nerd. for expediency and making the debate clear im going to follow the "romero rules" of zombies, with one exception. zombies are a virus and not something that causes anyone who dies to rise up. now my zombie plan would be, very simply, to run to the nearest military base. i dont buy the crap about the military failing. the military has choppers with side-door machine gunners and TANKS. if your in a tank all you have to die is DRIVE FORWARD. you dont need to know about only head shots kill, if you just drive over them with a tank or rip them to shreds with .50 cal bullets from a chopper.

[Bdole aka josh]

i misunderstood the sheet for posting a thread. zombies did not start this thread it was Bdole.

[sakaido]

Shoot myself.

I'm terrified of Zombies.
It's my worst fear ever.

[Bubba's Dad]

I would organize them into a voting block and become the influential go to guy in Zombie politics. Some bills could not get passed with out the approval of the zombie coccus. It could be the fastest growing minority in US history, and they would all follow me. Politicians for years now have had it good with sheep, but zombies are so much better! I am just waiting for Harrie Reid to leave the Dems and fully embrace his true partisan group. I would be the man behind the curtain, the one pulling Zombie strings. I am the new Carl Rove, but with longer hair.

[keyodie]

Hahaha that sounds like it actually might work. xD

But what will you do if they realize that you aren't one of them, and they could probably kill you in five seconds? Or will you deceive them?

[Bubba's Dad]

You never have seen me in the morning before my coffee. I can blend in!

[keyodie]

Oh dear. ;D Hmm, I wonder...

What if there was a coffee shortage because of the zombie epidemic? What if a new race of zombie emerged from this lack of coffee? Since they're still technically human and have more intellect than the other zombies do, they may eventually conquer them and sell them into slavery.

But then of course this would be seen as cruel and unjust among the human-like zombies, and there would be groups to advocate freedom among the zombies. But see, the zombies were planning this all along and when they're finally free they might convert all the other un-zombie zombies into zombies!

But, I'm forgetting that maybe while the human zombies were in control, they may have begun producing more coffee, making them human again.

[Raivynn]

I'd be like a female version of Ash from the Evil Dead series.

[chiefgibson]

I would make an undead character on WoW....then hunger for brains.