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Post by Caunion on Sept 8, 2008 22:36:56 GMT -5
It's for people who are feeling down and need a laugh! Any type of humour (although add warnings if it's something rather disturbing like a hamster in a microwave or Christian Bale running naked with blood all over his mouth and a chainsaw) is welcome here. Satire, parodies, a random stand-up clip. Anything! I'll go first. This is a clip of Lee Evans commenting on bump starting a car and IKEA kitchens www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GLm3zEd-ZQ
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Haldir
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Post by Haldir on Sept 8, 2008 22:47:36 GMT -5
Okay, this is just a bit of good humour, NO offense intended whatsoever. Don't click on it if you're a Christian who's easily offended, although from what I've seen you're all easygoing enough to be able to handle this. You have been warned. =) www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU
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Post by keyodie on Sept 9, 2008 17:18:39 GMT -5
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Post by Ammy Fae on Sept 10, 2008 17:01:05 GMT -5
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Post by Caunion on Sept 11, 2008 23:31:15 GMT -5
They're all just brilliant, ladies! Good job.
I should have said this earlier but this topic isn't limited to videos. Images or funny stories or jokes are welcome here as well!
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Post by keyodie on Sept 14, 2008 9:59:17 GMT -5
One of my favorite jokes:
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and Complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.
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Post by Ammy Fae on Sept 26, 2008 8:40:32 GMT -5
^I lol'd hard.
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Post by keyodie on Sept 27, 2008 21:28:22 GMT -5
Lmfao that's hilarious. xD
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Post by Tar-Mika on Sept 28, 2008 22:46:50 GMT -5
Three women died and went to Heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greeted all of them and said, "You may do whatever your heart desires, but whatever you do, DO NOT step on a duck."
All three women thought this was strange advice, but quickly agreed and walked into Heaven. When they did, there were ducks EVERYWHERE. It was nearly impossible to walk anywhere because there were so many ducks. The first woman stepped on a duck immediately, and St. Peter came and as punishment, handcuffed her to the ugliest man she had ever seen.
Needless to say, the other two women walked much more carefully from then on. Eventually, however, the second woman tripped and stepped on a duck as well, and she was also handcuffed to the ugliest man SHE had ever seen. The third woman, however, never stepped on a duck. After a long while, St Peter came and handcuffed her to what she was sure was the most gorgeous man that had ever existed.
"Wow." She said. "How did I ever get so lucky?"
The man frowned, and said "I stepped on a duck."
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Post by keyodie on Sept 28, 2008 23:14:20 GMT -5
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by Ammy Fae on Sept 30, 2008 15:29:32 GMT -5
That is beyond amazing.
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Raivynn
Journeyman
...my winter storm
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Post by Raivynn on Oct 2, 2008 6:04:07 GMT -5
Some Bill Bailey awesomeness...just cuz he's awesome and funny and stuff.
**mild language warning*
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Post by keyodie on Oct 19, 2008 18:32:48 GMT -5
Hahaha that's awesome. xD Poor deer, man. Poor deer. Warning: Language & Politics
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Raivynn
Journeyman
...my winter storm
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Post by Raivynn on Oct 20, 2008 10:10:41 GMT -5
XD It reduces me to tears of laughter everytime I hear it. LMAO@The Flow Chart From one of my fave random sites:
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Post by keyodie on Oct 20, 2008 15:09:29 GMT -5
LMFAO! The Obama one was priceless. xD And OMG NO CANDY! The last one is too cute for words.
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Raivynn
Journeyman
...my winter storm
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Post by Raivynn on Oct 22, 2008 16:53:15 GMT -5
House wants some lovin'
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sakaido
Journeyman
Ryuichi+Coffee=Best icon ever.
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Post by sakaido on Oct 23, 2008 1:43:07 GMT -5
Tommy Tiernan - Duck Sex it's not what you're thinking.
Warning: Swearing, and sexual noises of a funny nature
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Post by Caunion on Nov 2, 2008 19:24:15 GMT -5
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chiefgibson
Apprentice
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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Post by chiefgibson on Nov 7, 2008 15:17:51 GMT -5
And now it's time for some Annoying Devil. --Update-- --I didn't want to double post, so here's to Obama.-- obamaforchange.ytmnd.com/
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Hravan
Journeyman
Life is a Musical
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Post by Hravan on Nov 24, 2008 11:55:18 GMT -5
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