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Post by keyodie on Jul 13, 2008 19:22:16 GMT -5
This is a bit like the never ending game of contradiction. If the person before you started their sentence with fortunately, you start your sentence with unfortunately, and vice versa. For example... Fortunately, I won the lottery.
Unfortunately, you might kill yourself because lottery winners kill themselves.
Fortunately, she's not suicidal.
Unfortunately, you don't know that for sure.
Fortunately, we can ask her.
Unfortunately, she's not online right now. Unfortunately, our chicken gave birth to a puppy.
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Post by Ammy Fae on Jul 13, 2008 19:29:48 GMT -5
Fortunately, the puppy can lay golden eggs.
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Post by Jocelyn on Jul 13, 2008 19:40:42 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the Golden Eggs are worthless.
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Post by keyodie on Jul 13, 2008 19:41:14 GMT -5
Fortunately, they're pretty.
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Post by Ammy Fae on Jul 13, 2008 20:34:49 GMT -5
Unfortunately they burn skin if you touch them.
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Post by keyodie on Jul 13, 2008 20:51:23 GMT -5
Fortunately, you didn't like that skin anyway.
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Post by Jocelyn on Jul 13, 2008 21:03:49 GMT -5
Unfortunately, it is your only skin.
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Post by Ammy Fae on Jul 13, 2008 21:57:36 GMT -5
Fortunately the chicken that gave birth to the dog is also a skin-regrowth specialist at a big university.
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Post by keyodie on Jul 13, 2008 22:47:19 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the dog can't speak english.
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Post by Jocelyn on Jul 14, 2008 0:07:51 GMT -5
Fortunately the chicken is a translator
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Post by keyodie on Jul 14, 2008 0:14:31 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the chicken can only speak in the presence of rap music.
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Post by Jocelyn on Jul 14, 2008 0:32:25 GMT -5
Fortunately, there is a rapper just down the road.
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Post by Ammy Fae on Jul 14, 2008 13:01:45 GMT -5
Unfortunately the rapper would rather eat the chicken than rap for it.
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Post by Caunion on Jul 14, 2008 14:21:29 GMT -5
Fortunately the rapper is a vegetarian and thus can't eat the chicken
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Post by Ammy Fae on Jul 14, 2008 14:40:14 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the chicken is not vegetarian and ate the rapper yesterday.
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Post by Caunion on Jul 14, 2008 17:15:57 GMT -5
Fortunately the rapper wasn't a good rapper anyway.
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Post by Ammy Fae on Jul 14, 2008 21:57:28 GMT -5
Unfortunately he had some big friends with big guns and instructions to kill you.
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Post by Jocelyn on Jul 14, 2008 22:10:40 GMT -5
Fortunately, they don't know where you live.
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Post by Ammy Fae on Jul 14, 2008 23:53:28 GMT -5
Unfortunately they know where you go to get coffee. And they wait.
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Post by Jocelyn on Jul 15, 2008 0:03:51 GMT -5
Fortunately, you weren't craving coffee today
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